Society

Anyone who’s ever worked a day in their life already knows that rich people are trash. They can’t help it; too many first class flights and chocolate-dipped strawberries have softened their bodies and minds to an animal state.

But it wasn’t until this late ‘80s protoplasmic battle cry that we were encouraged to unmask the wealthy for the nauseating scum that they are. RE-ANIMATOR producer Yuzna slapped his rump into the director’s seat for one of the most disturbingly goopy class wars in cinematic history, as a teenage boy unmasks the dark, drippy secrets of the American elite. If you think the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills are vomitous — and they are — you’d better slug back a gallon of Pepto before stepping into the theater tonight. “Old Money” is about to get Butt Nasty.

“Disgusting but beautiful… a twisted peculiar 1980s gem.” - Zena Dixon, Real Queen of Horror